THE PEOPLE
Gorgeous Chain is all about its people; Artist, Boothies, Friends, Fans, Customers (both new and repeat offenders), Loved Ones; we are a community centered around our mutual love of shiny things and the high detail of Keith’s work.
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KEITH BARCH
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The Boothies
Sales Force
Both of the Ladies have requested to not have their photos on the website for personal reasons and for the use of "codenames" which makes sense....because they are superheros. And...we really don't take ourselves seriously....just read below!
The Owl
Famous Quotes "I have an answer for everything" "I am NOT an Owl" "......no, we are not going to [insert crazy idea of the Artist and Spider-pus here]"
Basically, if there is a public facing platform of Gorgeous Chain, the Owl is the one who is running it. If there is a policy in place for the business, the Owl is the one who designed it. This is the Owl, by the way, and I prefer informal written style over formal. I think it looks friendlier. Anyway, I run the business side of Gorgeous Chain (with some exceptions) so Keith "The Artist" can focus on making things. I think I have been working with him for at least 6 years, I think, it feels longer. I am/was a professional theatre artist. I have two foster kittens and some trash orchids that I rescued. I write silly trope-y fantasy as a hobby and truly believe Keith is one of the best chainmaillers out there right now. Also, I am going to be the one telling you no if you mess with my people. *glares in manager*
Dr. Spider-pus the Extraordinary
Quotes: "I have pie!" "OH. Yes. We can do that!" "Ah and now it makes sense."
Spider-pus (or Spider if you are weird about the word 'pus') is part Spider and part Octopus. Or that is what we tell people. She is our best sales person if you want a bra or something large or complicated. She also is the one who sends you Paypal or Square invoice and maintains all of the spreadsheets so we call her our Chief Financial Officer. She also our Chief Acquisitions Officer because of her abilities on Craigslist and E-bay. She is into food, especially pie, science, and is honestly the source of most of the shenanigans during our Renaissance Faires. She also believes Keith is the best chainmailler ever and keeps making him make her increasingly complex pieces so she can fulfill a lifelong dream of being the shiniest person at Faire.
Sales Force
Both of the Ladies have requested to not have their photos on the website for personal reasons and for the use of "codenames" which makes sense....because they are superheros. And...we really don't take ourselves seriously....just read below!
The Owl
Famous Quotes "I have an answer for everything" "I am NOT an Owl" "......no, we are not going to [insert crazy idea of the Artist and Spider-pus here]"
Basically, if there is a public facing platform of Gorgeous Chain, the Owl is the one who is running it. If there is a policy in place for the business, the Owl is the one who designed it. This is the Owl, by the way, and I prefer informal written style over formal. I think it looks friendlier. Anyway, I run the business side of Gorgeous Chain (with some exceptions) so Keith "The Artist" can focus on making things. I think I have been working with him for at least 6 years, I think, it feels longer. I am/was a professional theatre artist. I have two foster kittens and some trash orchids that I rescued. I write silly trope-y fantasy as a hobby and truly believe Keith is one of the best chainmaillers out there right now. Also, I am going to be the one telling you no if you mess with my people. *glares in manager*
Dr. Spider-pus the Extraordinary
Quotes: "I have pie!" "OH. Yes. We can do that!" "Ah and now it makes sense."
Spider-pus (or Spider if you are weird about the word 'pus') is part Spider and part Octopus. Or that is what we tell people. She is our best sales person if you want a bra or something large or complicated. She also is the one who sends you Paypal or Square invoice and maintains all of the spreadsheets so we call her our Chief Financial Officer. She also our Chief Acquisitions Officer because of her abilities on Craigslist and E-bay. She is into food, especially pie, science, and is honestly the source of most of the shenanigans during our Renaissance Faires. She also believes Keith is the best chainmailler ever and keeps making him make her increasingly complex pieces so she can fulfill a lifelong dream of being the shiniest person at Faire.
